*boop*

This is my blargh. May contain: Food Porn, People Porn, Feminism, Fandoms, Knitting, and Hedgehogs.
  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

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angrycashierchick:

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

This cracked me up!

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myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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sweet-bitsy:

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"Boys won’t like you if you dress in lolita"

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olyusha:

maybenotboring:

stunningpicture:

Good guy Royal Mail Postie.

it’s too large

1 chicken

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

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only-one-canoli:

my only regret is the time i wasted on heterosexuality

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quirkypopculturereference:

restlesslyaspiring:

twigwise:

soloproject:

michellicopter:

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I couldn’t decide where I wanted Coulson to be sorted, so.

Too adorable, could not not re-blog

THE TAGS YES PLZ

WAIT CLICK ON THE PICTURES

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fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

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